Adam Dunn's got a .158 batting average, and yes you read that correctly. Just to reach the Mendoza Line, Dunn would have to collect 15 hits in his next 15 at-bats ... and he's got only 15 hits in his last 125 at-bats.

All of which, as you might imagine, is not a great deal of fun for him (let alone all the White Sox fans who rejoiced when Dunn signed a $56 million contract last winter). What's on Dunn's mind? Retirement.