With this super secret ancient formula discovered in one of those frozen caves from Crystalis (NES, pre-apocalypse), you too can awaken your inner bat-flipping badass. Here's how.
First, I'm gonna need you to trust me on this. Pause whatever nonsense you're listening to, or if you don't have any music or radio or spotify or whatever it is old people are doing now, then tell the people closet to you to shut up. That includes your children. This is important.
THIS IS HOW YOU WILL LEARN TO FLIP BATS
1. Hope you were listening when I said to shut out all other distractions and noise.
2. Play THIS video. Don't ask. Don't turn it off. This is a vital ingredient. Come back after it starts.
3. Start the video above. It's already muted because the schmuck that uploaded it used copyrighted music, but it probably sucked anyway.
5. You are now a flipping bat-flipping expert.
Note: In Japan, Crystalis was called "Godslayer: Sonata of the Far Away Skies." I think I'm done here.