A note to all you soup aficionados out there... If it looks like clam chowder and smells like clam chowder, it's probably clam chowder:

Leyland on Peralta: "He ate some clam chowder and he's allergic to it. He didn't realize it was clam chowder until he ate it."

— Jason Beck (@beckjason) March 11, 2013

Oh, Jhonny Peralta. If you can't tell a nice New England clam chowder from a chicken noodle, how are we supposed to trust your ability to identify a curve ball from a two-seamer?

In Peralta's defense, all the Tigers' spring clubhouse food looks like this:

via i.imgur.com

You wouldn't know it, but that's actually a hamburger.