Imagine a stop motion movie showing the progression of Jayson Werth's beard. Now remember that I can't do that, and settle for this.
Beards are the new mustaches. Right? Actually, I don't really know what beards are the "new" of. But they're cool. Having an awesome beard can mean you're a lumberjack, a motorcycle gang member, or - well - Jayson Werth.
The progression of the beard - a new major motion picture coming to a theater new you soon!
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