Twitter is a strange "place," but it's also a genuine place -- often, far too genuine. But that's beside the point.
Now that Ervin Santana is the most popular guy on the open market, fans and even a few players have taken to Twitter to help him make his decision.
He does love wearing sunglasses.
Flattery is an art form.
Hanging out with Kawasaki might be the best perk so far.
How has he not signed yet?
All jokes aside, hanging out with a chimpanzee would be awesome.
ERV! Val Kilmer will be your personal assistant if you come to Baltimore!
I guess Ervin really likes pizza.
And that concludes our brief photo tribute to Ervin Santana. pic.twitter.com/k2bBT2yn5M— Productive Outs (@ProductiveOuts) March 8, 2014