Peanuts & Crackerjacks

Twitter recruits Ervin Santana

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Santana should sign soon. When he does, it will probably be because one of these tweets melted his heart.

How Soon Is Now, Erv?

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The inner workings of Ervin Santana's mind as he sits down to really listen to "How Soon Is Now?" by The Smiths.

A letter to Glass in the style of Graham Greene

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"Because I became a bore and a fool too. But I wasn't born one...you created me."

Here's another Royals billboard

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Our very own brilliant Tyler Drenon points out that it's probably a good thing the Royals didn't try the sliding-into-2nd thing with Chris Getz. I agree.

What jobs should A-Rod try in 2014?

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Well you can cross "mariachi guy" off A-Rod's list of jobs to try during his suspension. Suggest other jobs for him in the comments (include pictures!).

What's your reaction to this?

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THIS IS NOT OK.

IMPORTANT DISCOVERY

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One of our readers, Billy Frijoles, discovered this yesterday. Mildly interesting -- considering how many former Philly prospects are now in the Astros system.

Masahiro Tanaka throws strikeouts

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It's somewhere around K89 you realize this is a thing.

IT IS [NOT] DECIDED

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yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yesyes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes (get your guesses in now!) yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes DAMMIT. @ichiroreport corrects the record and says "Can't decide." Thanks for freaking us out, google translate.

Real subtle, Han-Ram.

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You deserve it though!

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MARLINS PARK COULD BE ENTERTAINING?

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Inspired by WGN's recent efforts to make a Cubs-Marlins broadcast interesting by using the Marlins Park outfield wall as a green screen, I have several suggestions for how this amazing idea should...

IT'S A GOAT IN A BOX

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"Goat heads. Goat heads. Roly, poly goat heads..."

BOB COSTAS RAPS

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"Throw me a beat, Harold. I'm about to knock one out."

Trout abuses beer can

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This is Mike Trout swinging a bat at a beer can in April issue of GQ and wearing a fine ensemble if I say so myself.

MARLINS STILL MARLINING

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Teams typically have no trouble selling out home openers. The Miami Marlins aren't typical.

Bryce's burritos frenzy

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Bryce Harper is not only one of the best up-and-coming young players in baseball, he also gets free delicious burritos. How? Because Chipotle has initiated him into the FBS (free burrito society).

MARLINS GONNA MARLIN

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Alternate Headlines: That Is So Marlin... Loria Goes Suit Shopping.

RODNEY GOES BANANAS

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Plantains, plantains, the magical fruit. The more you talk to them, the better you pitch!.... Wait, that can't be right.

Welcome to the Ump Show

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A compilation of the best strike calls from around the globe!

A lonely Phanatic

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It's all fun and games when the bright lights and big crowds kick in, but spring training can be a pretty sad place for a mascot.

Space Jays: Baseball + 80s animation = Genius

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What do you get when you combine Canada, baseball, animation, and space? A cartoon filled with seemingly unlimited potential, apparently.

How to perfect your walk-off style

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The Bucs are putting a new spin on fake it 'til you make it...

MLB gets animated (again)

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A handful of MLB players -- including Matt Kemp and David Ortiz -- will be making voice cameos this Sunday for a baseball episode of the Cleveland Show.

Shellfish 1 Jhonny Peralta 0

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Jhonny Peralta is allergic to clams. Jhonny Peralta ate clam chowder. Probably not a good move.

Jordany Valdespin HBP: A chronicle

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Jordany Valdespin was hit by a pitch, and it was interesting.

ZACK GRIENKE BROODING

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What do you suppose he's thinking about anyway?

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