MARLINS PARK COULD BE ENTERTAINING?
The first rule of entertaining an audience is to know your audience, which is something people that broadcast Marlins games onto actual televisions need a little help with, even though there's only...
Peanuts & Crackerjacks
IT'S A GOAT IN A BOX
"Goat heads. Goat heads. Roly, poly goat heads..."
BOB COSTAS RAPS
"Throw me a beat, Harold. I'm about to knock one out."
Trout abuses beer can
This is Mike Trout swinging a bat at a beer can in April issue of GQ and wearing a fine ensemble if I say so myself.
MARLINS STILL MARLINING
Teams typically have no trouble selling out home openers. The Miami Marlins aren't typical.
Bryce's burritos frenzy
Bryce Harper is not only one of the best up-and-coming young players in baseball, he also gets free delicious burritos. How? Because Chipotle has initiated him into the FBS (free burrito society).
MARLINS GONNA MARLIN
Alternate Headlines: That Is So Marlin... Loria Goes Suit Shopping.
RODNEY GOES BANANAS
Plantains, plantains, the magical fruit. The more you talk to them, the better you pitch!.... Wait, that can't be right.
Welcome to the Ump Show
A compilation of the best strike calls from around the globe!
A lonely Phanatic
It's all fun and games when the bright lights and big crowds kick in, but spring training can be a pretty sad place for a mascot.
Space Jays: Baseball + 80s animation = Genius
What do you get when you combine Canada, baseball, animation, and space? A cartoon filled with seemingly unlimited potential, apparently.
How to perfect your walk-off style
The Bucs are putting a new spin on fake it 'til you make it...
MLB gets animated (again)
A handful of MLB players -- including Matt Kemp and David Ortiz -- will be making voice cameos this Sunday for a baseball episode of the Cleveland Show.
Shellfish 1 Jhonny Peralta 0
Jhonny Peralta is allergic to clams. Jhonny Peralta ate clam chowder. Probably not a good move.
Jordany Valdespin HBP: A chronicle
Jordany Valdespin was hit by a pitch, and it was interesting.
ZACK GRIENKE BROODING
What do you suppose he's thinking about anyway?
Larry Walker sees Satan, lives to tell the tale
Avert your eyes! There be demons in these parts!
$3k for a Harper card?!
Isn't baseball card collecting a dying industry? Don't tell that to Keith Olberman who spent just under $3,000 for a rare Bryce Harper card.
Ben's Bat
Louisville Slugger is an iconic brand in this country. Their name is synonymous with baseball. Thats what makes the making of one of these bats so interesting - especially when its Ben Revere's bat.
Joe Mauer adorns worst baseball T-shirt ever
WARNING: Children, do not let your dads buy this shirt. You know it will happen if you leave them alone in the store for too long. They think it's "cool."
Joey Bats takes on Reddit
Joey Bats held an AMA on Reddit yesterday, because that's what all the cool kids are doing these days. Most of the questions Redditors asked the Blue Jays slugger were pretty tame/bland/recycled, but there was one diamond in the rough...
Bedard's butt strain
There are plenty of perfectly acceptable strains and sprains in baseball. A wrist strain, an elbow strain, and ankle strain, etc. But a butt strain?
Free Fallin': Brian Cashman and the Legbreakers
Because sometimes the perfect Yankees analogies just fall out of the sky...
Dick's gives me goosebumps
It's not often that a commercial can give you goosebumps, but Dick's Sporting Goods nailed it with this one (there's a joke to be made there somewhere).
Werth's Beard Progression
Imagine a stop motion movie showing the progression of Jayson Werth's beard. Now remember that I can't do that, and settle for this.
An Italian Sausage walks into a bar...
Guido, the famed Racing Italian Sausage of Miller Park in Milwaukee, was stolen and taken for a joy-wear(?) to bars in a small Wisconsin town two weeks ago. Two masked men returned the missing link mostly unharmed (and uneaten) yesterday.
