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What is Alex Rodriguez doing in Russia!!??

This is the only possible reaction to my favorite and least understandable internet hairball of the morning from one Mr. Joe Sheehan.

By Justin Bopp@justinbopp Feb 15, 2013, 11:52am EST

A meteor injured 700-odd people. Now even the universe is trying to take out Alex Rodriguez.
— Joe Sheehan (@joe_sheehan) February 15, 2013

Someone, anyone please explain what this means.