Miguel Cabrera, Adam Jones, and the perils of too much free time

Oh, MLB, what have you done now?

I've never heard the Rihanna song -- "Diamonds" -- that the following video apparently covers, but given the twenty-some computer programs the singer's voice was run through (is that T-Pain?), I think I'm proud of that fact.

I know it's super painful, but try to wait it out for the super random cameos at the end. It really ups the WTF quotient:

WHY IS IT SNOWING?????... What? Those supposed to be diamonds? Oh dear lord.

You think they could have at least gotten Scott Diamond to sing a verse...

The regular season REALLY can't start soon enough.