Jordany Valdespin is a man of few words

Jordany Valdespin was hit by a pitch in an uncomfortable area, and Mike Puma of the NY Post was all over it.

Valdespin drilled in groin area by 94 mph heater.

— Mike Puma (@NYPost_Mets) March 11, 2013

Okay, so nothing too big yet. He was wearing a cup, right?

Mets aren't happy with Valdespin's judgement - he wasn't wearing a cup, I was just told.

— Mike Puma (@NYPost_Mets) March 11, 2013

Puma has the scoop on this one. Tomorrow's headline: Mets unhappy with Valdespin for lack of cup.

Verlander on drilling Valdespin: "Right out of the hand it’s like, ‘Oh, sh--. That is right at his balls. ’ "

— Mike Puma (@NYPost_Mets) March 11, 2013

Hate that feeling. That "oh sh-- it's right at his balls" one that everyone totally gets all the time.

May have hit Valdespin square in the boys.

— Mike Puma (@NYPost_Mets) March 11, 2013

Very subtle use of "boys" here, well done Mr. Puma.

Valdespin says he is OK ... Asked where he got hit: "My dick," Valdespin said.

— Mike Puma (@NYPost_Mets) March 11, 2013

Jordany Valdespin: not the most well-spoken person of all-time.

Valdespin: ""Everything is good, working good, normally, everything is great."

— Mike Puma (@NYPost_Mets) March 11, 2013

Nuff' said. All's well that ends well.