Twitter recruits Ervin Santana

Twitter is a strange "place," but it's also a genuine place -- often, far too genuine. But that's beside the point.

Now that Ervin Santana is the most popular guy on the open market, fans and even a few players have taken to Twitter to help him make his decision.

The decision as to whether @ErvinSantana_54 should join the @BlueJays or not can be made quite easy by this #loviste pic.twitter.com/Cu35tocwh7

— Mike Robertson (@Rob__Hurt) March 10, 2014

He does love wearing sunglasses.

You could be at this table playing dominoes with the man dem #SignwithToronto @ErvinSantana_54 pic.twitter.com/GTYzvKtGRi

— RK (@MadeULook23) March 8, 2014

¡VEINTICINCO!

@ErvinSantana_54 I just traded for you...I think you fit nicely in this rotation! #BlueJays @BJsFans pic.twitter.com/fE7LTY75IK

— JaY (@SickNasty72) March 8, 2014

Flattery is an art form.

I made this horrible picture. Someone get it to @ErvinSantana_54 immediately. #BlueJays pic.twitter.com/d3CtmQGibW

— BlueMetropolis (@BlueMetropolis) March 10, 2014

See?

Hey @ErvinSantana_54 , a legendary massage? #ThisCouldBeyoursButYouPlayin pic.twitter.com/snfFRk50bO

— Kawasaki Memes (@Munememes) March 8, 2014

Hanging out with Kawasaki might be the best perk so far.

@ErvinSantana_54 If you sign with the #Jays @JoeyBats19 has offered to throw in a 1 year supply of Sanocho and Kipes. pic.twitter.com/DjLOeNGTy1

— Blue Jays Village (@BlueJaysVillage) March 8, 2014

How has he not signed yet?

.@ErvinSantana_54 Come to Baltimore and Chris Davis will let you hug his monkey. pic.twitter.com/gXYDahqYG5

— Dave S (@BaltimoreDaveS) March 8, 2014

All jokes aside, hanging out with a chimpanzee would be awesome.

@ErvinSantana_54 U see it? It's calling you. pic.twitter.com/HUzfm3dTMn

— Brian M (@briski715) March 8, 2014

ERV! Val Kilmer will be your personal assistant if you come to Baltimore!

Thata ok, i can get him all the free @PizzaPizzaLtd he wants and he knows that!!! @bostonpizza @ErvinSantana_54 @BlueJays @Encadwin

— Jose Bautista (@JoeyBats19) March 10, 2014

I guess Ervin really likes pizza.

And that concludes our brief photo tribute to Ervin Santana. pic.twitter.com/k2bBT2yn5M

— Productive Outs (@ProductiveOuts) March 8, 2014